#being a frisbee

[gaysealprobably]

I'm gonna be thinking about closed mouth golbat for the rest of the night.

[emomomortal]

THOSE DON'T GROW BACK OVERNIGHT!!!!!!!

listen i know i havent posted much but take this sari okay

[cowardlycowboys]

was put on this earth to do pretty okay at sports alas I had anxiety and a fear of balls

[ziocorvid]

solstice special at the applebee's soul cycle

[creaturefeaster]

could you talk more about what your geese are like and what its like to own them? ive been so obsessed with them lately and theyre so silly to me :3

Oh hell yeah I'll talk about my geese any day

Geese are really, really silly. A lot of people find them scary, but they can be very sweet and extremely loyal.

My geese will follow me everywhere. If I walk from one side of the land to the other, at a slow pace, they will typically follow in a slow line behind me. During late summer and early fall when green grass is more scarce, I like to take them to parts of the lot that they haven't been to in a while so they can keep up on their greens :3.

If I'm not the one leading, Sebastian, the gander of the group, takes on that role. I took these pictures today, and he was feeling particularly protective of the hens while I was taking these pictures (I was doing really close up pics, something I don't normally do so I don't blame him.) When a goose, especially a gander, is being protective of something, they always position themselves between you and what they're protecting.

Something else people don't realise about geese is that they pay really close attention to body language. A lot of attacks from geese are because people start acting weird around them. They take this like, "this human is not acting like how humans usually act, so I feel uncomfortable." Especially in early spring when they have babies.

...But also, they like to check people. They check every living thing around them more often than not, because they get bored easily and have fun asserting themselves. When alone they do this to each other, but if you're new around, they will try and fuck with you. And if you react how they want, which is usually in backing away, flinching, or even sometimes they're looking for a fight so approaching them the wrong way as well, they will keep going until you're chased off.

Sometimes I use my geese to keep my chickens safe, because getting occasionally pestered by a goose for straying into their grazing grounds keeps them closer together and near their coop, and out of sight of eagles and hawks.

But what's really funny, is if you just... ignore them, as long as you aren't walking towards something they're protective of and you aren't showing signs of stress, they just stop. They fail to check you and that's that, and unless you've really pissed them off beforehand, they'll forget about it. I have a tiny, clueless chicken named Sloppy Joe who doesn't read body language well at all. So whenever a goose checks her they never succeed, because she's too busy not paying attention to notice she's being challenged.

The center focus goose in this picture is Gertrude, or who I like to call Gerdy (I think of Binding of Isaac's boss Gerdy), and she's been especially funny lately.

My geese aren't ever thrilled about being picked up so I don't tend to upset them with holding them if I don't have a reason to. But lately, Gerdy doesn't leave the pen when they're let out. She gets vocal and upset that everybody left without her, and she paces by the gate. There's no reason for this. So I've been picking her up and helping her out, and when she's put back down she happily runs to go meet up with the others, it never fails.

I think she's just been wanting attention. When I first got her she was always a lot more tolerant to being touched and handled. She also likes to stand very close to me and stare at me and shake her head. (Head shaking can be fear, a threat, or excitement. It's hard to tell which it is, but I know her. She's giddy.)

I've been taking their pleasant mood in as much as I can lately, because when December rolls around, they start getting into their pre-mating season funk. Sebastian is a short fuse and the hens are hissy even before they start laying eggs 🙄

I usually have to avoid sitting on the hill like this during mating season, because Sebastian is so unpredictable during those months. But it was nice today and everybody was in a good mood :).

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

joining an extracurricular activity as an adult has to be like top 10 decisions i’ve ever made in my life. i love these people so much and the one day per week we hang out gets me through most other days and they have no idea how much they’re helping me deal with life just by being fun and nice

[skeletalheartattack]

do you have any pets in your life (don't have to be yours i just wanna see aminals..) :0

hi jack :) can you watch this while i go smoke

[so-i-macedup-abit]

THOUGHT ABOUT THE TAGS YOU LEFT ON MY ART AND THE IDEA OF CRAINE TEACHING ERIDA MAGIC TRICKS IN HIS SPARE TIME IS SO GOOD.. id imagine her actually leaning into the idea of doing something like that on her own once she actually got used to the dude's antics and actually heeds his tips and advice when she does.. i think they would be good pals with craine being the few exceptions for people that erida can be more laid back around and not so tense.. the sillies

(also i thought earlier about the interaction of them i drew earlier and honestly i dont think she would even need to try too hard to actually beat the dude. i think she can just lift him up the air by his antenna and he just kinda looks helpless from there. dentro and gaia (eridas wife) just see it from the side and exchange looks before going "your partner kinda sucks tbh")

YESSS YES HFNFHHDJ!!!! craines just a guy... just wants to live his life... Not really life since you know- he's been given a second chance and he can be whatever he wants to be now no pressure! he knows what it's like to be something other people want, but you don't want... Doesn't say that much words when it comes to advice but boy what he does say will make an impact.

Teaching her the good ol' guessing your card trick, look at her go <3

also craine would be 100% willing to put up with getting lifted, might even enjoy being thrown around for the funnies

[kayvsworld]

the montage of sam learning to do cool spins and flips for captain america purposes is so important to me i think abt it every day thank u marvel

[matthewmoorwood]

Foaming at the mouth rn because all I want to do is have a nice fucking walkable city with actually functioning public transportation so that me and my boyfriend can actually see each other more than once a week because it is genuinely too fucking expensive between either of us driving to each others places, and having to deal with housemates OR us going out somewhere and then paying like 60 bucks so that we can just exist with each other.

we live LESS than one hour away from each other but because of the suburban hellscape of our city there's no where for us to actually meet up because even if we just used public transportation half the time the busses don't show up because the goverment refuses to pay bus drivers a living wage like broo.

I WANT to go on the busses. I WANT to go on the trains. Me and my boyfriend are autistic we love that shit. but nooo

This isn't even mentioning that it's election year for my country and so many boot deepthroaters are actively siding AGAINST more funding for public transit.

I WANT to be outside. I WANT to go do things instead of being gay on the internet but there are zero third spaces where us as a t4t mlm couple feel safe.

[sweet-as-kiwis]

Desire to take an Nap vs the need to complete several trainings for school

[saunteringvaguelydownwards]

Not me over here doing math on a scratchpad to figure out the woo woo mythical bullshit science in a fictional world for this fanfic, and then deciding not to use it after all because it would fuck up the story too badly.

[thevalleyisjolly]

Not gonna maintag this one, but while I don’t think you need to post a disclaimer on every silly fandom post you make about your headcanons, I do think there’s a very clear difference between going “Here’s a fun little scene I made with these characters!” and “X character is the ONLY ONE who loves Y character and not only can NO ONE else love them as well but EVERYONE ELSE is actually horrible and I can’t BELIEVE anyone would ever like/prefer them over X character.”  There’s.  There’s a difference there that you can generally tell.  Criticism of the latter is generally not referring to the former.  And there’s nothing to say you can’t do the latter either, just tag it properly and keep it out of the main tags.

[cyarsk52-20]

would I be wrong if I start doing the USA chant on the day he gets deported? Does that make me a chauvinist or something?

[frisbee-equine]

If blocking people for different opinions when there are objectively correct and incorrect sides is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

 Wait, what the heck was a trampoline called originally?

A bouncy-platform?

An ankle-break risk-amplifier?

This thing that rolled into my yard during that one windstorm, and it’s mine now, I suppose?

(Also, this is why I refuse to call it “disc golf”. As an anti-capitalist, I am obligated by principle to call it “frolf”. Sorry, not sorry.)

no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible