#being a frisbee

[gaysealprobably]

I'm gonna be thinking about closed mouth golbat for the rest of the night.

[cowardlycowboys]

was put on this earth to do pretty okay at sports alas I had anxiety and a fear of balls

[ziocorvid]

solstice special at the applebee's soul cycle

[the-raccoon-in-your-walls]

WARNING DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOW ME ACCESS TO FRISBEES

I almost took out one of my best friends with one of them fuckers

[creaturefeaster]

could you talk more about what your geese are like and what its like to own them? ive been so obsessed with them lately and theyre so silly to me :3

Oh hell yeah I'll talk about my geese any day

Geese are really, really silly. A lot of people find them scary, but they can be very sweet and extremely loyal.

My geese will follow me everywhere. If I walk from one side of the land to the other, at a slow pace, they will typically follow in a slow line behind me. During late summer and early fall when green grass is more scarce, I like to take them to parts of the lot that they haven't been to in a while so they can keep up on their greens :3.

If I'm not the one leading, Sebastian, the gander of the group, takes on that role. I took these pictures today, and he was feeling particularly protective of the hens while I was taking these pictures (I was doing really close up pics, something I don't normally do so I don't blame him.) When a goose, especially a gander, is being protective of something, they always position themselves between you and what they're protecting.

Something else people don't realise about geese is that they pay really close attention to body language. A lot of attacks from geese are because people start acting weird around them. They take this like, "this human is not acting like how humans usually act, so I feel uncomfortable." Especially in early spring when they have babies.

...But also, they like to check people. They check every living thing around them more often than not, because they get bored easily and have fun asserting themselves. When alone they do this to each other, but if you're new around, they will try and fuck with you. And if you react how they want, which is usually in backing away, flinching, or even sometimes they're looking for a fight so approaching them the wrong way as well, they will keep going until you're chased off.

Sometimes I use my geese to keep my chickens safe, because getting occasionally pestered by a goose for straying into their grazing grounds keeps them closer together and near their coop, and out of sight of eagles and hawks.

But what's really funny, is if you just... ignore them, as long as you aren't walking towards something they're protective of and you aren't showing signs of stress, they just stop. They fail to check you and that's that, and unless you've really pissed them off beforehand, they'll forget about it. I have a tiny, clueless chicken named Sloppy Joe who doesn't read body language well at all. So whenever a goose checks her they never succeed, because she's too busy not paying attention to notice she's being challenged.

The center focus goose in this picture is Gertrude, or who I like to call Gerdy (I think of Binding of Isaac's boss Gerdy), and she's been especially funny lately.

My geese aren't ever thrilled about being picked up so I don't tend to upset them with holding them if I don't have a reason to. But lately, Gerdy doesn't leave the pen when they're let out. She gets vocal and upset that everybody left without her, and she paces by the gate. There's no reason for this. So I've been picking her up and helping her out, and when she's put back down she happily runs to go meet up with the others, it never fails.

I think she's just been wanting attention. When I first got her she was always a lot more tolerant to being touched and handled. She also likes to stand very close to me and stare at me and shake her head. (Head shaking can be fear, a threat, or excitement. It's hard to tell which it is, but I know her. She's giddy.)

I've been taking their pleasant mood in as much as I can lately, because when December rolls around, they start getting into their pre-mating season funk. Sebastian is a short fuse and the hens are hissy even before they start laying eggs 🙄

I usually have to avoid sitting on the hill like this during mating season, because Sebastian is so unpredictable during those months. But it was nice today and everybody was in a good mood :).

[kayvsworld]

the montage of sam learning to do cool spins and flips for captain america purposes is so important to me i think abt it every day thank u marvel

[matthewmoorwood]

Foaming at the mouth rn because all I want to do is have a nice fucking walkable city with actually functioning public transportation so that me and my boyfriend can actually see each other more than once a week because it is genuinely too fucking expensive between either of us driving to each others places, and having to deal with housemates OR us going out somewhere and then paying like 60 bucks so that we can just exist with each other.

we live LESS than one hour away from each other but because of the suburban hellscape of our city there's no where for us to actually meet up because even if we just used public transportation half the time the busses don't show up because the goverment refuses to pay bus drivers a living wage like broo.

I WANT to go on the busses. I WANT to go on the trains. Me and my boyfriend are autistic we love that shit. but nooo

This isn't even mentioning that it's election year for my country and so many boot deepthroaters are actively siding AGAINST more funding for public transit.

I WANT to be outside. I WANT to go do things instead of being gay on the internet but there are zero third spaces where us as a t4t mlm couple feel safe.

[saunteringvaguelydownwards]

Not me over here doing math on a scratchpad to figure out the woo woo mythical bullshit science in a fictional world for this fanfic, and then deciding not to use it after all because it would fuck up the story too badly.

[wander1ng-b33tle]

i'm watching old sesame street episodes currently and i really hope who ever made the ROUND segment is doing well

[revenantttt]

that being said, i will never understand the decision to not include two-handed swords in veilguard. it almost made me not play the game at all lmao

[flock-of-cassowaries]

 Wait, what the heck was a trampoline called originally?

A bouncy-platform?

An ankle-break risk-amplifier?

This thing that rolled into my yard during that one windstorm, and it’s mine now, I suppose?

(Also, this is why I refuse to call it “disc golf”. As an anti-capitalist, I am obligated by principle to call it “frolf”. Sorry, not sorry.)

no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

[nny11writes]

S.I.S. Fic Idea

For two years now I have wanted to write the Catra & Sea Hawk friendship fic, because no one is ready for that friendship. I'm mentioning it here in the hopes it'll help me actually do it lol

[some-other-number]

I've been thinking about how frustrating it is having a coordination disorder but it being completely invisible because I avoid most things that it affects

[concoulor]

& there’s definitely a point to be made about the bidens and political office overall saving the dog from euthanasia

[ilovolderman]

You Said What?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Summary: You accidentaly call Bucky babe during a mission briefing in front of the whole team.

Word Count: 506

Warnings: humor, fluff, secret dating

A/N: This is a short story that came to my mind while I was studying, so I had to write it down. Hope you like it :)

Everyone’s crowded around the mission table. It’s too early, someone definitely stole your last coffee, and you're still rubbing sleep out of your eyes when Steve starts explaining the recon plan with way too many acronyms.

Bucky’s next to you, legs slightly touching, flipping a pen between his fingers like he’s not just waiting for a reason to pull your chair closer. He’s staring straight ahead like a good soldier, but you catch him glancing at you from the corner of his eye every time your knee bounces.

You're trying to pay attention. Something about rooftops, safehouses, surveillance drones and you’re barely following when—

“…and Barnes, you’ll be on overwatch with Y/N.”

And you, running on 2 hours of sleep and one granola bar, lean toward Bucky without thinking.

“Did you hear that, babe?”

Silence.

Cold. Dead. Silence.

Everyone looks at you.

Nat squints. Sam raises both eyebrows so high they disappear into his hairline. Peter drops his pen. Steve, bless his heart, blinks like someone just smacked him with a frisbee.

Bucky doesn’t breathe. Your soul detaches from your body, floats toward the ceiling, and screams.

You scramble. “I—I said bro. Like, ‘Did you hear that, bro?’ That’s what I said. Like a…cool, soldier-y nickname. Haha.”

The room is quiet again. No one believes you. Especially not Sam.  “You said babe. You said it casually.”

Bucky doesn’t even look at you. He’s locked in full Winter Soldier mode, eyes fixed on a random spot on the wall like he’s trying to transcend to another timeline.

“I think she said brrr,” Bucky offers, stone-faced. “She’s cold.”

“She’s wearing a hoodie,” Peter mutters.

You laugh way too loud. “It’s the energy in here. Very chilly.”

Bucky leans back in his chair, arms crossed, staring straight ahead like if he makes direct eye contact with anyone he’ll combust.

Steve slowly turns to him. “Barnes?”

“…Yeah?”

“You cold too?”

Bucky shrugs. “Freezing.”

You know he’s going to murder you in the hallway. Probably kiss you breathless after. But first—death.

Steve stares a moment longer. Then—mercifully—moves on. But the damage is done.

Nat doesn’t. “So… bro, huh?”

You glare at her.

Later, when the meeting is already over, you burst in Bucky's room, already talking. “I told you this would happen, I told you I’d forget—”

Bucky slams the door shut and corners you. “You said babe. In front of Rogers.”

You bury your face in your hands. “I wanna crawl inside a ventilation shaft and disappear.”

He chuckles—actually chuckles—and pulls your hands away.

“Wanna know a secret?” he murmurs, leaning in.

“…What?”

“I liked it.”

You blink up at him. “You liked almost being exposed?”

“No,” he says, brushing his nose against yours. “I liked hearing you call me babe.”

Your heart stutters.

“…Say it again.”

You grin. “Babe?”

Then he kisses you like the whole building isn’t even real. Like the only thing in the universe is your mouth and his hands and the way you said it without even realizing.

[sirxlla]

Hcs for batboys reacting to seeing their shy s/o in their bikini for the first time, showing off their hidden curves and beautiful body that they usually hide behind their sweater all the time? Bonus if they wear the bikini with the boys' color. Sprinkle some nsfw please and thank you 🙏

(Sorry if it's too long...)

You're Nervous About Wearing A Bikini Infront Of Them

(requested - SMUT - NSFW)

you said sprinkle and i dumped the whole jar, sorry.

[all under the cut]

Dick: Dick gave you the space and time you needed to change; he wasn't gonna hover even though he's so excited to see you in a bikini. He was splashing around in the pool with his dog Haley.

"Go get it!" He threw the frisbee as far as he could water spun off the disc as the sweet dog chased after it. Dick's eyes caught you as you opened the sliding glass door. He swears his jaw could almost have dropped into the pool and then stunk to the tiles that line the floor of the pool.

"Does- Does it look that bad?" You asked with clear nerves in your words.

"Bad? Honey, I have never seen you anything more sexy. Holy- Wow." He says with a large smile as Haley runs over to you, wagging her tail with the frisbee in her mouth, clearly wanting you to throw it.

"You want me to throw it?" Between Haley and Dick being so happy to see you and so supportive you felt a lot better. You threw the frisbee and she ran after it before getting into the pool with Dick.

"You're so goddamn beautiful." He grabs you by the hips and pulls you closer to him; his hands slowly slip from your lower back down under the bottoms of the swimsuit when he notices the simple but small repeating pattern of the bikini, his symbol. A growl fills his throat, vibrating as he pulls you impossibly closer, nipping and kissing at your neck. Both his hands moved down to massage your ass which allowed you to let out a whine of pleasure.

His fingers moved further behind you until they rested between your thighs and his middle and ring finger pushed their way between your lips. Dick guided you to the steps of the pool as his fingers pumped inside your throbbing core. Any thoughts of regret were quickly vanquished as you realized one thing, the bikini definitely was a good idea.

Jason: "It's not even gonna be that bad, Babygirl. You're being crazy. You're gonna look so sexy. Pleaaaase, come out of there." He said as he tried to coax you from the bathroom.

It took about twenty minutes of him sweet talking and promising until the door finally cracked open and you slowly came out of the bathroom.

"Okay, it might've been a bad idea." He said as he saw the red and black swimsuit to tease you but as soon as your face fell he realized you didnt get the joke and he very quickly continued speaking. "Because I can't even remotely think about anything else than you right now." Your heart leaps from the depths it was sinking to.

"I- I mean it kinda..."

"No, it's not "kinda" anything. Pull those bottoms down and come sit on my face."

"Jason!" You blushed and shoved him, and he pulled you closer to him.

"I'm not kidding, Babygirl. You said you wanted to get wet today 'cause it's so hot, so you're getting your wish." He laid down and guided you to slowly sink down towards his face. He pulled the bikini bottoms to the side and licked a long stripe from the back of your slit to your clit. He sucks gently before pulling your pussy down onto his mouth. His tongue makes good work on you as you subconsciously start to ride his face, your clit rubbing against his nose. He hums and sticks two fingers in with his tongue to help stretch you out.

Jason helps stimulate your clit, and your cervix, as well as tries to apply pressure to the lining, and as soon as you cum he slurps it up with a shit-eating grin.

His hands moved to your thighs and pulled you further down on his face as he guided you to grind against his face even more; it was clear you werent gonna get wet via the pool anytime soon.

Bruce: He is always so sweet; you weren't with him because of his money because 99.9% of the time, he was only using it on Batman-related issues or his sons. Dick has been trying for months to convince Bruce to go on a mini vacation by being convinced he purchased it and tricked his father into taking a break with you. Dick rented out a private island with you and Bruce to spend some time together.

You've been here for three days, and all Bruce has done is sulk about the fact he can't fight crime, so you tried to make the best of it.

Since no one was around and Bruce was sulking, you didn't have to worry about anyone seeing you in your bikini, so you slipped into the water. The sand filled between your toes, and you sighed and relaxed in the water.

After Bruce was done with his "I can't fight crime from here" bullshit, he began to look for you. His eyes found you relaxing in the almost crystal clear water outside; he realized how much he had put you on the back burner at that moment. He watched you silently from inside before heading out to the water with you.

"What's a beautiful woman like you doing out here?" He smiled as he tried to finally relax, the water was full of salt and it did feel and smell so relaxing to him. It had been at least ten years since he tried to relax like this; he pulled you back towards his chest. Bruce kisses your neck before swiftly turning you around.

You didn't get enough recognition, and he was gonna give it to you.

He lays you on the shore before he starts kissing all over your body, pushing your legs apart so he can make his way down where he needs to. His teeth nip at your thighs before pulling your bikini bottoms off to be swept away by the waves.

As much as Bruce wishes he was, he's not the best at sex (he's a busy man, what did you expect?) but oral? Damn, he's amazing. One of his previous lovers must've definitely taken the time cause-

"Oh!" You found your hands moving down between your legs to grip his hair as your back arched. Bruce pushed your hips back down into the sand as he slurped and sucked like a dehydrated man in a desert.

Bruce moved one of your thighs up onto his shoulder and pressed it close to your chest as he continued his ministrations. By the time he was done, the wetness between your thighs definitely wasn't just salty water. He smiled as he got you to squirt, he always did that same look after he finished you like that.

"You mean more to me than you'll ever know." He moved himself upward as he guided your thigh down before he kissed you deeply. You could taste the distinct taste of the salt water but also your own arousal on his lips; this vacation might just be shaping up to be good.

Tim: "Sweetie, you don't have to wear it if you don't want to." He tried to help you feel better. "You can wear one of my shirts over it."

"Yeah?" You ask with a bunch of nerves, and before you knew it, he handed you one of his shirts to cover yourself up, which you slipped on super easily.

Tim wasn't one to hover; he wanted you to feel comfortable, and if you needed him, he was there. He didn't notice until much later in the pool party that you took the shirt off; he saw the red and green bikini, and his heart fluttered. He was just also so happy to see your confidence having been built so quickly.

Tim slips into the pool before hugging you from behind, kissing your neck gently before resting his chin on your shoulder as you talk to Star and Rachel. His hands gently massaged your sides as he patiently waited by your side.

He notices how red your skin is getting and starts very politely guiding you to his bedroom. Without many words, he starts kissing your neck again before untying your top and brushing his lips over your nipple, looking up for permission to continue. You silently give him the go-ahead, causing Tim to swirl his tongue around your nipple.

Tim sits down, not caring that his swim shorts are dampening the bedding as he guides your legs on either side of his right thigh. His eyes glance over your body as if wanting to commit it to memory; he grabs your hips and grinds you against his thigh, your swim bottled, creating friction as his tongue returns to your breasts, his mind focused on your pleasure and not the strong heartbeat in his swim trunks.

Damian: "Put it on, Amai Tenshi. We're here alone. None of the other soldiers are here. It's our Little Island tonight. Just us, I promise."

"Are you sure they all left?" You asked with a nervous tone; you'd gained a tiny bit of weight, and you were so nervous. Damian loved it; you were a little more filled out, and he loved touching you so much more because of it.

Unbeknownst to you, when it comes to your hips, he swears to himself he could worship you just because of them. Damian has only ever had very fit and sculpted women, and it was enjoyable, yes, but there was something just about you that made his heart leap into his throat like a second Adam's apple, and it wasn't just your body.

He coaxed you out and let out an involuntary growl or moan as he saw how beautiful you looked in that gold and black bikini. Damian wants you to be more comfortable in your skin and you wished he was more comfortable cooking so the deal was that you and him would have dinner he prepared alone in swimwear on the beach.

As the night went on you got more comfortable, not covering your belly or breasts as you ate the amazing dinner you watched him make. You laughed and your looks over a few hours started to vanish.

"No, that was totally you. Dont lie!" You giggled before snorting and giggling more because of the snort which made him laugh as his heart fluttered. The world slowed for him as your beauty and realness crashed over him like a wave over a rock. He scooted the dishes to the side that fell onto the sand then leaned over and pulled you over the table to pull you over it and into his lap.

Damian's eyes are filled with pure love before he closes them and begins kissing you with every ounce of appreciation and vigor he can muster. You followed him which cause your swimsuit to soon be on the ground with his.

He lifted you hips and guided you in before letting you take control, Damian had never had let another girl take control but right now its all he wanted. You groaned into his mouth as he slipped in, you started rocking back and forth before your confidence mixed with the wine from dinner had you bouncing on him like a kiddy-ride. Damian is in a trance as his body fills with pleasure from your actions but also just how goddamn beautiful you look riding on him like that. He looked down between you two and the sight caused him to snap like water ballon and you followed shortly after.

Needless to say it wad the best night of his life and he certainly didnt lind a bit of submission from time to time.

Amai Tenshi - Sweet Angel

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